Mar 27

The United States government today unveiled plans to restrict budding parents to a selection of just 1,000 names for their new arrival - 500 boys names and 500 girls.

The scheme mirrors that put forward in Venezuela (nytimes.com) in 2007, where a spate of wacky baby names provoked a government intervention.

A list of the 1,000 allowable names can be found on the Social Security Administration website. Unbelievably, staple names like Lee, Duncan and Ann will be outlawed when the Act comes into force early 2009.

The move comes after the celebrity baby naming culture has gone bizerk, inspiring hundreds of parents across the US to name their children with awful monikers. Only recently, Hollywood actress Halle Berry named her newborn daughter Nahla Ariela Aubry. Berry will thank her good timing, as all these names will be rejected at birth registration offices.

Bloggers have reacted fiercely, calling the move unconstitutional. SSA representatives refused to comment on this allegation.

Mar 27

A Welsh couple have used their interest in mythology to help name their six children, creating a family whose names are legendary to say the least.

Elaine and Tony Romaeo are the proud parents of six children aging from zero to twelve. In age order, they line up as:

Romeo Casanova Valentino (12)
Venus Valentine (11)
Angel Aphrodite (10)
Isis Ise (3)
Achilles Spartacus Mars (2)
Caesar Augustus Constantine (not yet born)

Mrs Romaeo said: “There’s enough boring normality in the world so we decided to draw inspiration from Roman, Greek and Egyptian history to name our children.

“When the new arrival comes in four week’s time he will be named after three Roman emperors.”

Which of these name combinations is your favourite? I personally find it easier to pick my least favourite. Achilles Spartacus Mars is the worst for me - the combination of foot anatomy and gladiator-slave, garnished with a chocolate bar/planet, is too much for me to handle.

“The look on the registrar’s face is always a picture when we tell them the names we’ve chosen,” quipped Elaine.

My suggestion for child number seven - Zeus Minotaur Ra.

Source - BBC