Law is a serious business. With high-flying graduates in their sharp suits and senior partners driving prestige motors, lawyers appear to lie in the upper echelons of society. Figures to be respected, and feared.
It’s heartwarming, then, when their icy demeanor and infallible swagger is preempted by the absolutely ridiculous company name with which they are associated. Read below for the damage:
Weiner & Cox - for the cowboy with personal injury claims
Mofo - such the professional web address
Smart & Biggar - I always had my suspicions that lawyers were arrogant
Ziffren, Brittenham, Branca, Fischer, Gilbert-Lurie, Stiffelman, Cook, Johnson, Lande & Wolf - cites ‘exclusivity’ as a reason for having no website. That, and they have just too many characters.
Payne & Fears - positive connotations all-round, then?
Butts & Johnson - awarded bonus points for their url BJLaw.com
Allen, Allen, Allen & Allen - plans to modernise company name to Ax4